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#127 +(566)- [X]
<MadHatter> I've been using mirc exclusively for like 6-7 years or whatever
<MadHatter> I could get mIRC certified by now
#192 +(377)- [X]
<Quan> they speak "texican"
#540 +(160)- [X]
<hypr> i need jewcases or like paper or plastic things to put cds in :.
#546 +(382)- [X]
<KidHype> discovery channel should have a droppy tits from around the world week
* PtitFous undresses then
<MikeDX> except its shown on CNN and called "world famine report"
#1394 +(184)- [X]
<CoMBo> holded down is a word btw
#1504 +(460)- [X]
<drgonzo> fuck linux
<drgonzo> that's the OS for people that don't wear deodorant
#1672 +(853)- [X]
(Stacey```) i'd like to know who the fuck encodes shit to real player
(Stacey```) so i can kick their ass
#1808 +(1069)- [X]
<JDigital> Dude, that's messed up, no way is Pikachu's dick that big
#1947 +(73)- [X]
<al-x> i take quote theft very seriously
<al-x> i'm now going to not paste any more quotes
<al-x> coz of quote stealage
#2590 +(619)- [X]
<Legind> I cant remember my earliest memory
#2743 +(257)- [X]
<doctor`> "hallo! i am reeecki marten! sex masheen! i love all the preeety gerls! lets us have secks!
constantleee! i am south american sensation! bulging spaniard genitals!"
#4395 +(650)- [X]
<Predictable> "Peace, love, and Linux" makes me think of a guy with excessive facial hair in a tiedye
t-shirt, shorts, and sandals saying "You can't use that distribution MAN" "You can't like, own an OS,
#4419 +(180)- [X]
<EnochRoot> #include pestilence.h
#5646 +(115)- [X]
<+stray> Somehow, i cant get behind a prophet named JOE SMITH
<+krispy> hahaha
<+krispy> i can't get behind any
<+stray> the catholic church spent many years getting behind ME (if you know what I mean *wink*)
#9545 +(459)- [X]
<InSaNe-CON> how do u put irc always on top ?
<@arc|hw> ctrl alt del twice
*** InSaNe-CON ( Quit (Ping timeout )
*** InSaNe-CON ( has joined #r
<InSaNe-CON> umm alt cntrl delete restarted my computer
<@arc|hw> you must have pressed something wrong
#10649 +(46)- [X]
<freshmint> SHE is teen pr0n in the flesh
<freshmint> Too bad she's fucked in the head
#13213 +(8028)- [X]
<Spazz> Seems like when I say "FUCK" you get an EOF error  :o
*** Quits: Ranto ( (Read error: EOF from client)
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<Bartolimis> fuck
*** Quits: Ranto ( (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (
<Bartolimis> fuck
<Spazz> fuck
*** Quits: Ranto ( (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (
<Spazz> fuck
<Bartolimis> stop
*** Quits: Ranto ( (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (
<Bartolimis> we're done >:)
<Ranto> hmh?
<Spazz> Your client got an error...
<Bartolimis> yeah, we're done saying fuck
<Spazz> everytime we said f***
*** Quits: Ranto ( (Read error: EOF from client)
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<Spazz> Quit saying fukc
<Bartolimis> my bad
<Spazz> fuck*
*** Quits: Ranto ( (Read error: EOF from client)
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<Icc> Someone says fuck and he drops ?
*** Quits: Ranto ( (Read error: EOF from client)
#14006 +(155)- [X]
<FPT-[away]> crotch fires and you: the untold story.
#16195 +(721)- [X]
<Dss-tester> nuke u have a real bad additude
<@NitroX> no way, not nuke
<*Nuke> Im a sweetheart you stupid fuck
#16575 +(490)- [X]
<oreth> ever thing to yourself "Hey, it might be fun to go fuck a turkey?"
<AshPlississkin> no
<oreth> yeah.   me neither.
#22954 +(1584)- [X]
<Elly_May>  my little sister just asked me why my hair was tangled
<Elly_May>  i told her it was because my boyfriend came all over it when i was giving him a blow job
<Elly_May>  at which point my father admitted he could hear me....
#34423 +(64)- [X]
<ian_/#linuxwarez> Just think, in 3 years this RAM will probably be in some toxic heap in china while
little chinamen pick through it with solvents to extract gold.
#39455 +(14)- [X]
<[NOREAGA]> whine
<[NOREAGA]> nah i'm more important than u
<[NOREAGA]> ur some aol junkie
<[NOREAGA]> i've been to defcon
#41387 +(229)- [X]
<SpaZZtic|webpage> the bitch from next door was standing at her window watching me hang out my
<SkewtuR> hah get some tampons hold them in water..hang them on the line when she loox yell Yeah we
#41545 +(235)- [X]
* Orroni slaps DarkPrince_working around a bit with a large trout
* Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large trout
<Liason> trout is soooooooooo 1995
<Orroni> i agree, it's too retro
<Orroni> maybe a leather trout with tassles
* Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large lubrified fanged dildo
<Orroni> now that's disturbing...
#42874 +(233)- [X]
<Mother> so what's new?
<alakahil> some new type of spam
<rambopfc> lol
<alakahil> next i will havespam from fbi
<alakahil> "we are looking for you"
<alakahil> "how big your salary should be?"
<Mother> hehehehe
<alakahil> where have all those "enlarge your penis" and "look, i'm naked" have gone?
<Mother> oh they still come in every now and then
<Mother> had I answered all of them Neil Armstrong could walk to the moon on my penis
#45288 +(304)- [X]
<Spooky42> my dad sounds like hes giving head everytime he eats a popsicle
<Spooky42> its fucking gross
#51226 +(182)- [X]
* Kristoph is a 16 year old trance / hard house DJ from sheffield, anyone wanna pretend to be a girl
and talk about masturbation?
#56381 +(588)- [X]
JoshQ: hey a kid just got hit by a car outside my house.
vietchino: call 911
JoshQ: i will when my download is done.
#61930 +(324)- [X]
<iota> i think my son is prejudice
<HgR`Your_Dead> [ iota ] why?
<iota> i brought him a black vantriliquist dummy home from work and he ripped it's legs off
<iota> the really bad part is i picked him up and made his mouth move and went can a nigga get a
wheel chair
#65778 +(272)- [X]
<bludot> and then i said that the deadline for the oxford coding competition was valentines day, they
were like, "do you geeks have weird alternative holidays for every thing?"
#75319 +(409)- [X]
<Destruya> I joined the "Virtual March on Washington" even though I live 30 minutes driving time away
from the White House.
<Destruya> I think I've reached the nirvana of laziness.
<Destruya> And probably sent my name to a CIA central database codenamed
<Destruya> Of course, I'm not worried, since any server with a name that long has to be running NT of
some form.
<Destruya> Which means they better write that shit down before it crashes.
#81910 +(57)- [X]
<@Campbell> do you think he/she/it understands anything we're saying?
<@Campbell> LIke if I said...
<tiny> Hmm..
<@Campbell> small_bee: God hates you .. your mother and father hates you... THE WORLD HATES YOU
<@Campbell> DO you think he/she/it understands?
<tiny> S/he/it just might =)
<small_bee>  yeah ,i love him forever
<tiny> It's fairly direct
<tiny> ..
<tiny> Ok.
<tiny> Maybe not
#86224 +(486)- [X]
<Dirtbiker> howd all of u learn how to do this crap?
<@nomis> hit f1
<@nomis> frequently
<Dirtbiker> in here?
<@nomis> in flash
<Dirtbiker> but thats the shortcut to help
#89048 +(21)- [X]
<Wolf> hmm, later on I should go out and get my paintball CO2 canister filled
<[Ramrod]> Then you need to go and get your head examined, and your Paintballs checked....for leaking
paint....and then.....heh
<Wolf> very funny
* Wolf unleashes a rapid fire, painting Peter pink all over
<Peter> Shouldn't be too much of a problem.
<[Ramrod]> Seems to be an awfull lot of Porn though
<[Ramrod]> Ooops...wrong window
#115192 +(421)- [X]
Whitetail deer18: Attention all pokemon card trainiers!!!  I am starting up a internet membership
where those who have card decks can play eachother over the net.  Only catch is honesty about the
types of cards you have.
Trazzy: attention all pokemon card trainers: GO GET LAID.
#137186 +(59)- [X]
<campd> "Multiple Murder Bob" would be an awesome name for an action figure.
<snorp> or a band
#146656 +(1389)- [X]
<Errata> f y cn rd ths y cn gt gd jb n cmptr prgrmng
#163131 +(1107)- [X]
(@ThinG|webbing) how do I zoom in with internet explorer?
(+|Sonic) move your face closer to the screen
#181500 +(1341)- [X]
<Xizer> Winzip is such a girl...
<Xizer> "Uh hey. 30 days are up could you stop using me? No? Well I'll just ask again tomorrow..."
#245206 +(1116)- [X]
<schmidt> i can kill a person with no hands
<SirBlack> so can I, when they don't have hands it's hard for them to fight back :P
#310385 +(857)- [X]
<peebles> how about a new low CARB diet
<peebles> No Cheney
<peebles> No Ashcroft
<peebles> No Rumsfeld
<peebles> No Bush
<peebles> And forget about the Rice.
#315118 +(634)- [X]
InaGreendase: he got arrested...
InaGreendase: for sexually harrassing himself..
InaGreendase: yes, himself.
InaGreendase: he was looking in a mirror or something and saying to himself
InaGreendase: "You're so sexy, you bitch...i wanna fuck you so'd look even hotter if those
pants were tighter.."
InaGreendase: and that dorm's RD was watching the whole time
#373292 +(975)- [X]
Psychosis555: Dude who's that hot chick in the picture with you?
Psychosis555: The one with the nice tits
Jorden666 Sxe: Dude thats my sister!!
Psychosis555: So?
Psychosis555: I'm not related to her
Jorden666 Sxe: Dude she's 4!!!
Psychosis555: I stand by what I said
#408951 +(483)- [X]
<ExT> Can you spell *CENCUR*
<ExT> Or was it... SENSUR?
<Clownie> not any more
<ExT> maybe SENZUR?
<ExT> Allright then
<Lebowske> lol
<Clownie> I'll just pick letters from a scrabble bag, I have more chance of being right than you
#475913 +(2248)- [X]
<Insomniak> ow owow
<Insomniak> ow
<Insomniak> i hit myself in the nuts playing air guitar
<Insomniak> again
<nxn> darwin is hard at work
#627168 +(4109)- [X]
<Cobra> so i was watching a pr0n
<Thunder> wait
<Thunder> why u guys always say pr0n instead of porn ??
Thunder has been kicked by Guardian (No porn on this channel !)
<Cobra> ...
<Cobra> so i was watching a pr0n
#639484 +(1693)- [X]
Delilah> I hate parties, because you have to look good, but if you look too good other girls get
jealous, and if you look not good enough they talk nasty about you.
[kerrrigan] yeah
[kerrrigan] that never happens at halo parties
#798308 +(1508)- [X]
<@je_fro> fox news isn't really news
<@je_fro> it's actually one of the largest trolling experiments ever conducted
#806846 +(189)- [X]
<makfu> So CaNaBiS, you totally walked into the bathroom and some dood was washing his pants?!
<CaNaBiS> makfu, yeah, it was in the public restroom
<CaNaBiS> he was naked in front of the sink washing his shit stained pants
<CaNaBiS> with no shoes on
<naphtali> You should have asked him for some change for the soda machine

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