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#121 +(634)- [X]
<Dr_DOS> Cducharme: no wonder you get all the women, you choose all the ugly
ones =)
#227 +(1733)- [X]
<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and processors
<timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT
<timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT
<timmo> weirdo
#295 +(1025)- [X]
<ikkenai> What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and
use a lubricant.
<TheFlux> not an oil based one
<TheFlux> it may catch fire
#1017 +(363)- [X]
(s|urpee) Ashley was like "Derek gimme a ride to work"
(s|urpee) and Derek responded "What do I get out of this?"
(s|urpee) and ashley said "If you give me a ride to work, I'll give you Guin"
(s|urpee) and I was like "What the fuck kinda reward is that, that's like
saying "If you loan me $10, I'll give you herpes""
#1607 +(519)- [X]
<kidjess> If you cause me problems
<tress> u will bust a cap in me ?
<kidjess> I will chop your penis off
<tress> oh my
<kidjess> and mail it to bob
<tress> oh oh oh my
<loser`> the postage on that would be like, 2 cents
#3563 +(582)- [X]
<Slant> Maybe I'll be able to ignore my GOD DAMN NEED TO HUMP ANYTHING HUMAN
AND FEMALE
<Slant> ANYTHING
<Zor-SLEEP> i feel for your sisters.
#4525 +(454)- [X]
<drlion> i think all the spam broke my god damn mailbox
<drlion> porn is fucking up the internet
<drlion> and we can do nothing but watch
<RabYak> heh...nice choice of words :)
<drlion> thanks, and i don't mean idiomatically
#8317 +(561)- [X]
<cov\sick> Solitarie almost never crashes. They should employ the person who
wrote it to head the WinNT team.
#8805 +(392)- [X]
<HailBrak> "Oh shit! I got the shoe! I'm so invincible! Oh! Eat it, you bitch!
You don't understand! I got the damn SHOE! It's the shoe! And look at how cute
I am with my stupid plumber head poking out of the wind up sock! I am the
cutest invincible shoe rider ever! Mario! Mario! He's in the ULTRA green
SHOOEEE!"
#9076 +(290)- [X]
<+violus> fucking figures, the week the modem gives out is the week I can't
spend time with the woman.
<+Pavius> violus, just inflate another one
#11660 +(17)- [X]
<KrazyKrow> Mother Russia is for sale, she is being raped by western
capitalists
#11706 +(163)- [X]
<Evolgrande> Who needs hoes if you have 2000 watts of bass?
#14019 +(271)- [X]
<ion-> at least she has correctly proportioned genetalia
<ion-> within two standard deviations from the mean
#14662 +(742)- [X]
<Funk> I need money fast.
<wildkarrdex> ok I have an idea
<Funk> What?
<wildkarrdex> well you send me £100 by cheque
<Funk> And then?
<wildkarrdex> and then what?
#17254 +(60)- [X]
<0dan0> i leave for one second and you start talking about banging rzr's
sister
#17995 +(1560)- [X]
<danie2> do you have a gf?
<ieatrocks> hahahahahah
<ieatrocks> wow, thanks for even asking.
#32680 +(67)- [X]
<!Suicidal> Thats how stupid are government is
#33879 +(148)- [X]
<MethTical> u should kline this people for being stupid
<Aristotles> hey if we didn't have an open door policy for stupid people
<Aristotles> you wouldn't be here to have this conversation
#35936 +(522)- [X]
<SageChris> and honestly, as amusing as the handicapped are, to make fun of
them on the internet is just cold...
<street> they shouldnt have been criminals in their past lives
<SageChris> hahaha, thats the best excuse i've ever heard
#36488 +(120)- [X]
<Tweak> did i tell you splits?
<Tweak> i am a camp counslor
<Tweak> for 5th graders
<boysplitter> !!!
<boysplitter> CAN I COME TOO!!??
#40419 +(433)- [X]
<bell-chan> i got the little mermaid on dvd
<bell-chan> dude, if you pause it just right when she just gets her legs
<bell-chan> BOOM
<bell-chan> you see nothing
<bell-chan> the only sad thing about that is i tried
#41789 +(352)- [X]
* Fireball kicks his computer.. why won't you mount the ipod?
<nica> maybe it's not interested?
<William> :^D
<nica> maybe a bit of wine and some candle light? ;)
<Puppeteer> Fire- Uhm... it's not a Mac?
<nica> KillJoy says, "maybe it's having troubles... viagra?"
<William> Show it porn of Yum, the iMac girl?
<nica> =D
* Fireball grumbles... perverts
#44831 +(725)- [X]
<yarokod> does alcohol remove permanent ink from a cd?
<defused> dunno...it does remove clothes on young females tho
#47507 +(611)- [X]
<Wynn> ... I've been single for a long.. long.. long.. time now...
<Wynn> and the ladies have been warned.
<Gothmog> (as have the men, the livestock and any particularly animate parts
of the vegetation)
#48314 +(135)- [X]
<Somebob> Apparently, I said something about some filesharing program in the
topic once.
<Staberinde> Except when it comes in contact with you fucking idiots who use
spyware infected cockshit
<Staberinde> It added a reg key which just added an annoying "CANNOT LOAD
XXX.DLL" message on start to my startup
<Staberinde> Since I had neutered it
<Staberinde> Then I removed it from my registry since that CANNOT LOAD annoyed
me.
<Somebob> I never recommended kazaa goddamnit
<Staberinde> I neuter everything I come in contact with just to make sure it
doesn't fuck me.
<Staberinde> OVER.
<Staberinde> shit
#52654 +(201)- [X]
<_wookie_> hehe Eli was just telling me a funny story, she was helping someone
in the building here who couldn't open a jpg in Photoshop, everytime she
clicked it would open the image in IE,  when she showed her how she wanted to
know how to remove the border from the image, eli had to explain that the
image had no border, that was the photoshop application surrounding the
picture.
<elo> thats advanced n00bism ;-)
#60249 +(531)- [X]
<ke1th> i go into the bank..
<ke1th> and the teller says
<ke1th> please sign here
<ke1th> so, i get the pen
<ke1th> and sign
<ke1th> ke1th kennedy
<ke1th> and hand it back to her
<ke1th> as she looks as me strangely.
<ke1th> and i'm wondering wtf did i do now.
#64745 +(394)- [X]
<egg> I said I was back with Cake. I never said there was enough for everyoone
<Diet_Crack> IM ETHIOPIAN.. POOR, HUNGRY, NOW GIVE ME CAKE
<kooshy> didn't napster teach you anything about sharing?
<egg> Yes.
<egg> Don't.
#69856 +(398)- [X]
<meb> you never typo with dovakr
#88560 +(19)- [X]
<grendal> what is it with Mexicans that they have to stand in the front yard?
<grendal> like ... frequently
<grendal> like... daily
<aNuBiS-> its cleaner than inside their house
#96486 +(619)- [X]
<MistaED> i've got a great backup idea, get what you want important backed up
like work docs and stuff, then zip it all up, encrypt it, then rename it to a
porn name .avi and put it into kazaa!
#100294 +(1119)- [X]
<noddy> this nekkid gurl is a cutie
<noddy> she's very nekkid now
<noddy> and playing with a carrot
<noddy> or a dildo
<noddy> not sure
<Mortarion> remind me never to eat anything you cook
#100524 +(223)- [X]
<boyd> anyway, theres a survey on the back and one question is "What was the
easiest way to make new friends at your Teritary Institution?"
<boyd> if my name wasn't going to be attached to it, i'd put something like
"i'm doing computer science, I  HAVE NO FRIENDS
#105855 +(495)- [X]
<Foobar> this guy is like weapons-grade stupid
#107288 +(149)- [X]
* jitspoe had forgotten how time consuming modeling is
<spdif> keep your clothes on jit. no matter how much money they offer you
#109611 +(200)- [X]
<Rowdy> Do ppl even test this shit?
<Rowdy> Bloody FreeBSD.  It was better when it was elite and there were no
fucking n00bz submitting lame ports.
<Rowdy> I may have to switch to OpenBSD, just to be snooty.
#138615 +(326)- [X]
<+Myke> omg you're such a gay poopooface
<+Myke> be mature
#187930 +(635)- [X]
Flint62704: Maybe someone should invent floating point D&D
Flint62704: Roll a d[1,6]
Flint62704: I got 4.4546347578554!
Flint62704: Sorry, he still has 0.000002425 hp left
Flint62704: You lose
#198381 +(570)- [X]
<Jeff> god...yesterday morning sucked hard
<Jeff> I woke up and took a shower, when I got out to find clothes, I opened
the dryer and as I was rummaging around, I saw a dollar, so im like
yoink...then I found another dollar, im like yeah! some sucker lost their
dollars........then I found my paycheck...then my wallet.
#214440 +(545)- [X]
<Petersen> damnit
<Petersen> i just stood on a 512meg dimm
<Petersen> anyone wanna buy a pair of half length dimms? 256meg each
#238734 +(1264)- [X]
<shortigo> I can't find my enlightenment configuration files
<BedMan> look in ~/.enlightenment
<shortigo> I don't seem to have one
<hazard> 'the path to enlightment is hard to find'
#241368 +(519)- [X]
<Continuity> EVERY TIME YOU LEECH A GAME, GOD KILLS AN RIIA EMPLOYEE
<east> that wouldn't work
<east> the RIAA would've been eradicated a long time ago
<Curry> they just throw a specimen back to the spawning vats
<Curry> *spoof* instant employees
<Outrider> LOL RIAA RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^_________________^
#469543 +(1135)- [X]
<tanuki> FunkyMonkey: I have a friend who tried shitting out of a tree stand
while hunting
<tanuki> he dropped his coveralls, hung his ass over the side, and let fly...
but when he was done, he went to zip up the coveralls, flipped the hood up...
<tanuki> *thwack*
<tanuki> he ended up shitting in the hood of his coveralls without realizing
it
#499346 +(696)- [X]
<Erin> No manners these days ...
<Mitch> yeah
<Erin> like, this policeman last nite
<Erin> there was a breathaliser thing, so we had to stop, n this policeman
came up to my mum's window and shone this light right in her eyes
<Erin> and was like "can u see this lite"
<Erin> she like ... "yes sir your shining it in my face"
<Erin> so he goes, "thats what your lights are doing to us, turn them down
madam"
<Erin> "its an offence"
<Mitch> HAHAHAHA
<Erin> and didn't even breathalise her.
#598463 +(1562)- [X]
<WorldEdit> do you think the word emo would be accepted in scrabble
<Sevivrus> Of course not. Emos are never accepted anywhere.
#638054 +(487)- [X]
<JasonF> cdrws are cds that you COULD burn twice if they made erasable
sharpies
#698198 +(1179)- [X]
<Ivyshaur> No, we've been informed that listening to Rammstein is the best way
to learn German.
<mrPants> You learn it very quick
<mrPants> The problem is that you only know how to talk about sodomy,
canibalism, incest, and death
<granola> there are other things to talk about?
<mrPants> Not in germany
#736856 +(66)- [X]
<+Dave2> myspace valentines messages.
<+Dave2> that sentence is 66% evil
<+Dave2> that is all
#820499 +(1337)- [X]
<Archie> thanks to opera for the wii, i can now watch youtube on my tv
<Archie> we have gone full circle
#884782 +(1869)- [X]
<RST38h> When I bought 14.4kbd modem, TELNET and FTP became so lightning
fast...
<jaem> what sort of lightning do you have where you live, then?
<lcuk> the sort that used to buffer before striking
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      pouvoirs extraordina...
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      04-22-2022
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      redonnant une seconde vie aux cl...
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      04-23-2022
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      04-23-2022
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      savons pleins de couleurs ave...
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      05-16-2022
      Le conseil municipal tiendra sa séance ordinaire mensuelle à 19 h 30 au
      centre multifonctionnel.&...
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      06-13-2022
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