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#378 +(571)- [X]
<bludstone> one of my fantasies is to be getting a blowjob while on irc :/
#1361 +(192)- [X]
<immi> i want madonnas pussy
<dr\gonzo> besides you putting your penis inside madonna would be like you
putting your penis out the window
<dr\gonzo> that shit has to be sooooo loose
#1729 +(914)- [X]
<blinkchik> can i become a bot and how??
#2116 +(75)- [X]
<opivy-z28> DAMNIT I just puked in my mouth
#2977 +(181)- [X]
(siege) once a s'kiddie, always a s'kiddie
(PeeDeeCee) indeed
(siege) same with alcoholism
(PeeDeeCee) same with dalnet
(siege) hahaha
#3687 +(479)- [X]
<OutLore> your the moron that believed us, i's not my fault your tent fell in
the river
#5427 +(1834)- [X]
<doctorb> goth clubs should serve coffee. ice cold coffee. with nails and
broken glass. and call then 'depresso's
#6833 +(239)- [X]
* Logan learns how to say no to requests of programming assistance.
<loop> uh oh
<loop> that sounds bad for everybody like me
#7359 +(221)- [X]
* stormo is potentially cosplaying at manifest this year
<DannyS> stormo: you'll still lose all respect
<DannyS> i mean, it's like voluntarily going out in front of traffic and
ramming a set of computer speakers up your arse
<DannyS> except the latter gets you more friends and respect
#9928 +(372)- [X]
<SlemJack> diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find
a rock.
#11211 +(412)- [X]
<Kitsa> dammit I hate my hotmail account
<Kitsa> I HAD 413 SPAM E-MAILS
<Kitsa> since 2:00 this morning
<Kitsa> according to them, I can make money sitting on my ass
<Kitsa> while fucking Britney Spears and taking human growth hormone
#15706 +(379)- [X]
<PetrDoubt> Gee, the people who moved alzheimers.net's DNS away from us forgot
to tell us.
#16835 +(646)- [X]
<JaYsOn``> why the fuck do i always attract gay dudes
<moonbeam> um, well you do go to gay bars
<JaYsOn``> yeah but im straight! surely theres other straight guys there
#22443 +(364)- [X]
<phatmike> wtf
<phatmike> i dont drink that much
<phatmike> wow
<phatmike> this coffee tastes weird
<phatmike> without the whiskey in it
#29046 +(1604)- [X]
<zamros> My names Nickie.Im a 17 year old mommie to a beautiful 13 month old
little girl(born July 21,2001).Im also 19 weeks pregnant with what is believed
to be a boy..and our last child! Our meaning my husband.He's 19 years old and
in the army.We've been together 3 years and married for almost 1. We're
currently stationed in Fort Bragg,NC. Look forward to reading all your posts!
<zamros> DEAR NICKIE
<zamros> YOU'VE RUINED YOUR FUCKING LIFE
<zamros> SINCERELY,
<zamros> GOD
#29657 +(713)- [X]
<Azrel> that was a pain in the ass
<AnalBoy24m> I know the feeling.
#34675 +(311)- [X]
<gh5046> Mokey: How big are your boobs?
<Mokey> 38 aa
<gh5046> yo baby, you're shaped like an overweight 13 year-old
<Mokey> yep
<Mokey> that's me.
<gh5046> that so made me seem like an asshole
#40811 +(408)- [X]
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> You know what I saw today that was really sad?
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> We got these quizzes back in US History. They were on
some civil war stuff...
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> One of the questions was "What was Lincoln's original
reason for fighting the civil war?"
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> This girl behind me had written "To defeat the north."
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> It made my head hurt.
<Yardbomb> Ghand....Those kind of people are fake
<Yardbomb> they must be robots, because there is no fucking way a real person
can really be that stupid
* Raxc raises his hand.
<CoMpUdOc> He's got a point there, Yardbomb.
#42629 +(25)- [X]
<Nagosaki> ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;lkjh/;.lmnbv bnm./'"?:>,mcv b m,/."
<Nagosaki> "?VGbm/'
<Nagosaki> sorry
<Nagosaki> wiping off keyboard
#47646 +(618)- [X]
<Gatsby> Glutamate to Lysine aat 487!
<Insom_BF> what I can't figure out
<Insom_BF> is how you manage to spell glutamate and lysine, but misspell 'at'
#50573 +(342)- [X]
<EviL`J> i had soem 10 year old ask me to cyber the other day
<LordOfSwine> how was it?
#50610 +(264)- [X]
<EazyCheez> I know this girl who is really hot and sweet, a Big Beautiful
Woman... she makes my Captain stand at attention
<sqweak> hollywood lied
<sqweak> big is not beautiful
<EazyCheez> she's 5'2 and 305 or something, but I don't care... woo hoo she's
wild!
<TreeSquid> EazyCheez: HOLY FUCK
<sqweak> DEAR GOD MAN
<sqweak> that's a fucking keg on legs!
<TreeSquid> that is disgusting, and you are a crazy piece of shit
<antivert> hungry hungry hippos!
<TreeSquid> don't ever talk to me again
<TreeSquid> that's just plain nasty
<sqweak> how the fuck do you squeeze 300 lbs into 5'2
<sqweak> thats like, 5 lbs an INCH!
#55091 +(279)- [X]
<@Megaman> All your base are belong to us
* Arrow sets mode: +b *!*Donnyku@*
* Megaman was kicked by Arrow (That joke is now 2 years, 6 months, 8 days, 5
hours, 30 minutes, and 8 seconds old. Let it die.)
#56686 +(30)- [X]
<Zombie11> <Rax_kun> cocaine was a medicine in the good ole days <- it still
is :D
#58723 +(345)- [X]
<Lazy_Robot> Sometimes they dont label the gay porn gay on kazaa....
<Lazy_Robot> I wonderd why the guys were fucking
<Lazy_Robot> thought some ladies were coming....
<Lazy_Robot> took awhile b4 I realised.
#65859 +(224)- [X]
<Uber_DM> you know your bad when you are juggling with one hand, and typing
with the other!
<Vang> ...
<Ming> heh
<Vang> Please tell me that you are not juggling two balls...
#76945 +(874)- [X]
March 4 2003 02:15AM:
<Miro-kun> HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
<Miro-kun> damn lag.
#93856 +(1204)- [X]
( PuffinFreshWog ) I gOT a NeW wINAmP Vis, it MAKEs my KeYbOaRd liGHTS FLaSH
IN bEAt WIth tHe MUsIc... TOo Bad IT ActUAllY effecTs tHe CapS LoCk :O(
#95976 +(352)- [X]
<ErrectoR> hey anyone know where I can download all the old simpsons episodes?
<mavhc> ftp.amazon.com
<phanty> ftp.fox.com is faster
<ErrectoR> I don't think those two ftp's are working..
<ErrectoR> what's the l/p?
<QueenB> moron/total
<ErrectoR> nope..still not working queenb
<ErrectoR> you fucking assholes..
* ErrectoR has left #futuramavcd
#97963 +(176)- [X]
<Gothic> I sound Lovecraftian backwards
<Gothic> Cithog, the black cloud of despair, hatred, and donuts
#99056 +(579)- [X]
<GerbilNut> i was so happy last friday... i finally saw a girl with my old
roomate... it finally convinced me he wasn't gay
<GerbilNut> she wasn't very attractive... but at least i knew he was straight
<GerbilNut> it would have made those nights we cuddled on the couch alittle
awkward
#107249 +(832)- [X]
<01@peregrine> Then a great item, the 24 Hour Bukkake Semen of Moe Nishimura
<01@peregrine> -- poor Moe-chan has men blowing their wads on her as she
goes about her
<01@peregrine> daily life, brushing her teeth, sleeping, going to the
bathroom, and so on
<01@peregrine> dude that's bukkake i'd consider watching
<01@peregrine> the comedy
<01@chesed> I think that'd get annoying when you're doing your daily
activies and random guys are blowing their load all over you
<01@chesed> it'd prolly be the worst day to do laundry
<01@chesed> "I just fucking cleaned that! FUCK!"
<01@peregrine> you'd need an allstar male crew
<01@peregrine> with precision aim
<01@chesed> haha
<01@chesed> matrix load-blowing
<01@peregrine> i'm just imagining like
<01@peregrine> guys hidden in the bushes and shit, as she walks by
<01@krelian> that's what happens in 24 hours bukakke
<01@krelian> they like bust out of the closet
<01@krelian> and it's a hit and run cum
* peregrine rolls
<01@spider-hime> hahah
<01@krelian> girl walks into the bathroom
<01@krelian> and dude blows his load
<01@peregrine> they need to just go all the way
<01@peregrine> and have some chick being tormented by a clan of bukkake
ninjas
<01@krelian> *girl walks down street*
<01@krelian> *ninjas out of bushes*
<01@peregrine> hehe
<01@peregrine> totally
<01@krelian> *ninjas blow load*
<01@peregrine> then DISAPPEAR
<01@krelian> <girl> what the hell was that!
<01@spider-hime> STEALTH BUKKAKE
<01@krelian> *girl walks down street*
<01@krelian> <girl> omg it's raining
<01@Perrin> *camera pans to roof of building*
#140786 +(312)- [X]
<Sarah> Press 321 to talk to 18/f/dick
<W0lf> Eww
<The Void> 321
<The Void> Wait, shit.
#202673 +(286)- [X]
<Ashen> sometimes, we get users that suddenly make me realise why the mirc
troutslap command was invented.
#207952 +(441)- [X]
<Sans_Scope> Oh no! How will Macgyver escape this debacle?
<+Shaezerus> Duct tape, chewing gum, and an orbital laser (made from duct tape
and chewing gum).
#273495 +(842)- [X]
<pizza_biz> greggdogg: parole's over. he had to go back in.
<greggdogg> I figured.
<aLfer> what did he do?
<Dark_Fox> your mom :D
<aLfer> well, i hardly think that would land him in jail.
<Dark_Fox> prostitution is illegal
<aLfer> touche`
#374795 +(330)- [X]
<Xira> I seriously hope ATi catches up with nVidia
<Xira> (read: OpenGL)
<ByronT> I seriously hope my wife is in good mood tonight.
<ByronT> (read: sex)
#397480 +(229)- [X]
* DarkDraconis is the enema. o.o
<DarkDraconis> Err, enemy. c.c
#414334 +(684)- [X]
mygoth2000: so..how long does it take you to get over a girl?
: i dunno...depends on how big she is
#439422 +(329)- [X]
<oldskools> U.S. Attorney General Ashcroft, U.S. Commerce Secretary Evans
resign
<eco|wk> Knowing the country's luck, we'll get someone worse than Ashcroft.
<dataw0lf> I would say that's impossible, but I don't want to jinx the
country.
<oldskools> BREAKING NEWS-President Bush appoints Hitler's ghost as the new
U.S. Attorney General.
#446104 +(429)- [X]
<Flatland> turducken should not exist
<Anomaly> Eh?
<Flatland> a duck stuffed inside a chicken stuffed inside a turkey
<Flatland> the ultimate example of our domination of the animal kingdom
#496098 +(927)- [X]
<Mrs_Grima_Wormtongue> My dad once said that we should just combine Hanukah,
Groundhog Day and Easter. We spin the dreidl, and if it lands on "Nun" Jesus
has to stay on the cross for 6 more weeks.
#610088 +(433)- [X]
ARcanUS NUMquam: night is sitll young
live billboard: virginal
ARcanUS NUMquam: the barrier between today and tommorrow has barely been
pressured
live billboard: but soon it will be penetrated
live billboard: father time will thrust his way into the young tommorrow
ARcanUS NUMquam: using his tool that he nicknamed the "second hand" when it
strikes 12
#622573 +(988)- [X]
<teddy> bryno, thats the dumbest thing ive ever read
<teddy> and ive read the patriot act...
#638354 +(265)- [X]
<rankor> At work today i saw a guy go in to the bathroom only to come out 10
minutes later looking like he had battled with a lion.
<rankor> Now he had either had something bad for lunch or just hade one of the
worlds longest "handshaking" sessions.
<ToonLord> Maybe both...
#698160 +(591)- [X]
<PS_Mouse> it would seem IRC doesn't like Azureus
<coedman> it knows your warezing ways
<PS_Mouse> I'm not warezing, I'm downloading .isos for obscure versions of
linux
<PS_Mouse> very obscure
<coedman> versions of linux that happen to resemble recently released software
or movies?
<coedman> >.>
<PS_Mouse> not at all
<PS_Mouse> for what ever reason the guy who's been compiling these versions
has done away with the standard numerical versioning system and resorted to
using album names
<PS_Mouse> for example, the beta versions are named after metallica albums
#742872 +(438)- [X]
<[Ko]Rob_e_lee1> ur retarted lol
<[ko]theuberelite> thats the most hypocritical statement I've ever heard.
#746293 +(774)- [X]
<jo> apparently, according to Josh, the Swiss-French border is at risk of
being sucked in by a black hole
<jo> they're experimenting with time/space stuff there
<Lewin> haha
<Lewin> try staying out of that one, switzerland
#755026 +(1587)- [X]
<Paragon> man i remember in like second grade the teaxcher asked what 2-3 was
<Paragon> and someone was like "you can't do that"
<Paragon> and she was all "right you can't
<Paragon> and i was like "nooo, NEGATIVE NUMBERS"
<Paragon> and she ignored me
<Paragon> bitch
#952948 +(1265)- [X]
<gmaxwell> 1960: "I have a great idea! lets have every person in the country
carry a radio tracking beacon!" "That'll never fly!" 2012: "I can has TWO
iphones??"
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