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#223 +(753)- [X]
<[azn]> i am valid victorian
#247 +(513)- [X]
n e r d b 5: you use redhat?
n e r d b 5: thats a program you can get warez from, right?
n e r d b 5: like napster
n e r d b 5: d/l apps from other people
#1981 +(73)- [X]
<thoraxe> i just deleted a girl from my buddy list because her pussy smells
#2217 +(322)- [X]
<kisama> my playlist is full of essential mixes
<var> essential to what?   your pursuit of perfected queendom?
#3584 +(276)- [X]
MrProgrmmr: I want to encode my sperms DNA with the DeCSS code, that way when I jack off, I'd be
breaking the law
#3835 +(701)- [X]
<Rajio> my friend's such a bastard, he wouldn't let me get my quarter's worth with VF4, challenged me
just for the sake of beating me :P then he did the same with tekken, but then i wipped paul out and
owned his ass :P
<toNe> Rajio: paul? is that like a nickname for it?
#6858 +(119)- [X]
Abyss: Matt -- you ain't got nothing i can't subpoena, army-boy.
Matt Nute: From what we hear, it's a rather small subpoena.
#7816 +(54)- [X]
<@Theme-4-a-Jakal> we oughta tie allison down and get her addicted to heroin so she'll become a
prostitute
#8081 +(375)- [X]
<Nelyx> DilleMMa: thomas edison went through 3000 experiments before he perfected the light bulb
<DilleMMa> wow
<DilleMMa> another geek prevails
<Nelyx> show me someone successful who ISNT a geek
<DilleMMa> britney spears?
<DilleMMa> christina agerlia
<DilleMMa> mandy moore
<Nelyx> whore <> successful
#10131 +(306)- [X]
<!5_DeR> you didnt just read what one guy on a forum said  and accepted it as truth 
<NoDamage> yes i have 

<NoDamage> i find the internet to be pretty reliable
#10288 +(330)- [X]
* kaori hugs Corey as a friend.
<Surago> how else do you hug someone?
<kaori> There are
<kaori> different ways
<kaori> to hug people
<Surago> A very friendly hug consists of you hugging my legs while you suck my penis?
#12444 +(215)- [X]
<Knamel> but its basically "I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but i'm the only one
talking to you" <Knamel> And i follow that line up with "Comon baby, happiness is only a light switch
away"
#13475 +(325)- [X]
<Sumez> Q3 arena test
<Aximili> What is it?
<Sumez> don't you know what Quake is?!?
<Aximili> YES, I know what Quake is
<Aximili> But 'Q3' could have stood for 'Quicktime 3' as far as I know
<Sumez> Quicktime 3 arena :P
<SpyFrog> but isn't quicktime up in version 4?
<Sumez> Spy: not the multiplayer version :)
#14086 +(547)- [X]
<dudeforev> hehe
<dudeforev> my mom said what r u wathing
<dudeforev> i said pohrn
<dudeforev> she said well dont make a mess
<dudeforev> hehe
<[0sec]Hero_Man> hahahahaa
<[0sec]Hero_Man> your mom sounds cool
#14609 +(44)- [X]
<[ryan]> there have been many times that i popped a boner on accident and i was like
<[ryan]> in a cold sweat
<[ryan]> trying to get that mother down
#16008 +(53)- [X]
<eX|chika|afk> BTW how was Singapore ?
<eX|chika|afk> get any cool shit while u were over there, like HIV or Herpies ?
#17281 +(171)- [X]
<Spud> When I can't play my games I like to smash things
<Spud> Or fap
<Tetrad> same thing basically
#18007 +(313)- [X]
<Rival|prophecy> god some guy named whois keeps messaging me with all this hacker shit
#20112 +(275)- [X]
( 19:01:31 ) ( StillSearching ) time to feed my cat, shes bugging me
( 19:01:56 ) ( StillSearching ) what is it about cats where they know you are reading something, so
they have to walk all over it?
( 19:02:18 ) ( StillSearching ) how do i uninstall that feature?
( 19:02:39 ) ( [F] ) with a hammer =P
#20757 +(282)- [X]
<[DMK]Relvox> can anyone tell me what "BUST A CAP" means?
<DrStrangelove> It means they'll friggin slit your throat if you use caps, ever again.
#23543 +(52)- [X]
r ever end in e: i am 1.8MB away from downloading all IE components
e l i t e m r p: where you getting em from?
e l i t e m r p: i wanna download em in 5 mins just to laugh
e l i t e m r p: then maybe ill delete it and redownload it again, and laugh some more
#28007 +(517)- [X]
<|Crash|> condoms suck!
<iota> so do kids
#34916 +(450)- [X]
<blitzoid> I just now realized what Token's name meant on South Park
<blitzoid> "Token... he's black. OOOOOHHH I GET IT. HAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S FUNNY. I'm stupid."
<blitzoid> Man... I feel like that one kid who got into pogs late, bought like 800 of them, and then
people stopped playing a couple days later.
#36169 +(146)- [X]
<Knux_The_Echidna> Mel Brooks? what was (s)he in?
#53346 +(116)- [X]
<Kruge> I think there should be a seperate internet for ugly bitches
<Kruge> suuuure, if you wanna take amateur porn pics of yourself, you go right ahead.  But post them
on the Ugly Bitch Web
#76681 +(183)- [X]
<greener> i don't want sex anymore. nasty strippers grossed me out yesterday
<greener> i'm a born-again virgin
#78679 +(94)- [X]
<cmdrfunk> i have a picture around here somewhere where she looks totally hot in her silks guard
uniform
<mike> flag squad?
<cmdrfunk> yah
<mike> the chicks who are too fat to make it to cheerleading
<lyfeAsaurus-REX> the bottom of the pyramid
#100292 +(421)- [X]
<Uhh_Duh> I've got four kick-ass cisco routers coming in the mail.
<Uhh_Duh> Sorry ladies.. I'm taken...
#109533 +(37)- [X]
<KeeperX> if i say anything nonsensical
<KeeperX> i'm cleaning my keyboard
<KeeperX> sjkl;'
<KeeperX> fvgbhnjkl;'ccfvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvb n  bvcxzxcvbbnm,./,mnbvcxzAsdfghjkl;';lkjhwqwertyuioip['
<KeeperX> k
<KeeperX> i'm done
<KeeperX> there were pubes in my keyboard
<KeeperX> i dunno how they got there
<Todd> sick
#145628 +(57)- [X]
«@thatguy» dude there was a wiccan fat guy in this stupid fucking free thought listserv I was on in
ksu
«@thatguy» He got caught jacking off in his room, and then he ripped off his clothes and marched
around naked with a tinfoil axe threatening people
#168238 +(166)- [X]
Captain Ferrell:  COME JOIN THE WONDERFUL KAZAA COMMUNITY, AND HAVE LOTS OF LEGAL AS HELL FUN
Captain Ferrell:  they're not all
Demosthenes:  ÜBER-HAXXOR P2P UNDERGROUND PIRACY PROGRAM KAZAA!
Captain Ferrell:  exactly
Demosthenes:  Wow, that was a lot of adjectives
Captain Ferrell:  it sounded like an anime title
#177873 +(128)- [X]
<cochese04> I find it incredibly amusing how my parents refer to transmission fluid as "tranny fluid".
#190724 +(424)- [X]
<davidbrit2> MS should change the XBox slogan.
<davidbrit2> "It's good to play together" doesn't quite cut it.
<DevilWarrior> heh.
<davidbrit2> I think "Misery loves company" captures the spirit of the XBox.
#241729 +(552)- [X]
<dpkg> greycat:
BadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerMushroomMUSHROOMBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerSnaaaaaaaaakkeeeASnaaaaake
<greycat> ah, the lynx-compatible version.
#243518 +(1476)- [X]
<Epoch71> you know, for some reason, this reminds me... the other day i was playing ping pong and
thought, "damn, this'd make a great video game... i wonder if it's been done yet"
<Epoch71> god i felt stupid 5 seconds later
#252656 +(1808)- [X]
<Nyphur> DIX has a point. That kind of muscle development at that age isn't something to be
celebrated. It's unnatural and as such, the body isn't designed to do it. It's going to cause him
unforseen problems in the future.
<Nyphur> Good. He deserves it.
<MonkeyDLuffy> ...?
<MonkeyDLuffy> Nyphur, did you just reply to what you just typed?
<Nyphur> I did, yes. This kind of thing happens at 4AM.
#255209 +(1432)- [X]
<arsifoofoo> you know...
<arsifoofoo> people rub corn on themselves for skin therapy
<arsifoofoo> "hard pore cornography"
#274153 +(409)- [X]
<KRS922> Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
#361620 +(300)- [X]
MWellsSQaReD: Actually, I'm gonna go eat lunch, later gays.
MWellsSQaReD has left the room.
Sancilio Rules: mike wells just called us gay
Sancilio Rules: how should we feel?
#367567 +(497)- [X]
<x`fearless> whoever's turn it is says like "never have I ever done this..." and if you've done it u
gotta drink
<x`fearless> omg some girl was like never have I ever had anal sex and 3 girls at the table drank I'm
like OMGOMGOMG
#398830 +(676)- [X]
<pyromaniac> reality tv is a very sketchy "reality"... one guy picxking from 25 hott chicks... oh yea
THATS reality
#408550 +(785)- [X]
<BunnyMan730> So in my massive driving fit yesterday, I went into a Smiths up in north ogden to get a
drink and a snack, I saw the pharmisit thingy and decided to walk up to it and ask for some condoms...
The guy there said "Sure... What are you going to use them for?"...
<keucu> ..............
<keucu> What the Hell.
#408649 +(1431)- [X]
(Chimerasame): I HAVE COMBINED TWO JAPANESE WORDS TO CREATE A MASTERPIECE OF HORRIFYING PROPORTIONS
(Chimerasame): seppukakke.
#430975 +(644)- [X]
<@shiwan> Hmm. I need to find a "Windows NT Server 4.0 System Administrator" t-shirt to wear around to
BDSM clubs.
<@shiwan> "So, what are you into?" "I admin a 3-tiered, 12-node NT4 cluster."
< XyZzY> shiwan: "oh youre in the 'sick fuck' territory"
#509504 +(2251)- [X]
<TLF> smoke
<TLF> im calling u out hustlah
<TLF> bring it
<MegaSmokeX> Why, bitch?
<TLF> first person to hack the other person wins
<MegaSmokeX> k
<TLF> lets see your 1337 skillz bitch hahaha
*** Signoff: TLF (Connection reset by peer)
<Ginnsu> Goddamn O_O
<Saunders> pnwed.
<MegaSmokeX> I think thats the luckiest Ive ever been in my life...
#553813 +(538)- [X]
<earmuff-man> Yeah the last plane out of Sydney's almost gone
<earmuff-man> And it's really got me worried
<earmuff-man> I'm goin' nowhere and I'm in a hurry
<earmuff-man> And the last plane out of Sydney's almost gone
<spinifex> earmuff man can i be an op?
<spinifex> just for tonight?
<earmuff-man> ok 
<spinifex> 
* earmuff-man sets mode: +o spinifex
* ChanServ sets mode: +l 12
<earmuff-man> Well the last plane out of Sydney's almost gone
* earmuff-man was kicked by spinifex (quit your singing bitch)
<spinifex> bahahahhhaa
#606418 +(1171)- [X]
<Tom> i put my username in as tom pocock, and when they sent me the confirmation email, my login name
is Tom PoMrWinky
#758893 +(97)- [X]
phractured: why did the emo prostitute make a good carpenter?
phractured: because she knew how to cut and screw!
#775926 +(1107)- [X]
CeePlusPlusKid: so I saw the most AMAZING thing today
CeePlusPlusKid: I was stopped at a stoplight, and heard hardcore gangster rap blasting next to me.
CeePlusPlusKid: I turned to look expecting it to be some teenagers, or maybe an older black guy.
CeePlusPlusKid: It was two 70 year old white guys bobbin their heads in a buick.
#963023 +(192)- [X]
<sneak> what is a good keto alternative to chips
<sneak> like kfc but from chicken shops not kfc
<S3tanta> I mean
<S3tanta> if you buy a breast of chicken
<S3tanta> and you fry that
<S3tanta> that's keto
<sneak> thats not fried chicken
<sneak> thats just chicken
<sneak> fried
<S3tanta> that's literally what fried chicken is
<S3tanta> chicken that is fried
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