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#89 +(912)- [X]
whoa i can submit my prayers via html based forms !
#628 +(121)- [X]
8ball is madhatter gay?
It says 'Obviously,' wild
#1540 +(399)- [X]
what's the difference between the usa DC lightgun and the euro one
the usa one has a "shoot up your school" button
#2261 +(373)- [X]
I went to microsoft sales training
they gave it to me there [windows XP]
Saffio: so did i.. they gave me a laptop case/bookbag thing and office
XP pro :)
Saffio: the laptop case is sweet... but it has "microsoft licensing
agent" embroidered on the back of it... im worried if i wear it in public,
i'll get assassinated
should have told them "no thanks, i downloaded the pro version"
#2991 +(271)- [X]
chmod 777 is the kinda thing i do on my own personal box when i
cant be fucked figureing out what the perm's SHOULD be
which is, sadly, most of the time
#4077 +(209)- [X]
i need to get my eyes lasered
ditto.. 2k per eye though
i'm saving my money for something i wont take for granted though :)
i don't trust that eye laser surgery yet
it'd be sweet tho to not need glasses or contacts
i have an aunt that had it done, she loves it
like 20 seconds and you can see
BombScare: damn.. i dont even think jesus was that fast
god bless america!
#5431 +(617)- [X]
i know none of you shower
I shower 40 times a day fool
golden ones dont count
#6751 +(1071)- [X]
ahahahahaahahahahah i was just taking a huge piss and my mom says from
behind me "wow jack! your getting big", i was like, OH MY GOD wtf, and then i
finished and turned around and she was looking at the size on my shoes, whew!!
#7473 +(500)- [X]
<@straylight> how can the AIM name "shotbybothsides" be taken? WHO THE FUCK
WOULD TAKE THAT?
<@straylight> other than me?
#8126 +(82)- [X]
*** Avatar was kicked by ChanOP ([Sphinx45] britney says hi)
Martin, I've seen you car-dance to Britney ... case closed.
i can like britney and not be a teenybopper!
#8824 +(51)- [X]
jezabel's perrrty hot..
the reason obsie hates jez so much is cuz i think ralph said she
was hot :)
obsie is a tubby bitch too
its called jealousy
in baseball terms if jezebel is home plate obsie is out in the
parking lot somewhere
#11611 +(193)- [X]
Solo Herron: why did it have to be hot outside today?
Solo Herron: I mean I was like "hmm mind numbing boredness here in the cold
library" walk out side "OH GOD THE EXCITMENT OF THE HEAT"
#14339 +(262)- [X]
Bug> Red, yer a nut.
Bug> A left nut.
justRed-dammit> oooo.. will you be the right nut so that i can rub against you
in tight clothing?
#15647 +(457)- [X]
why does everyone call me cumron?
probably and honest mistake
did you tell them you were gay?
yes cause im honest with everyone
maybe its not an honest mistake
#16449 +(708)- [X]
*** Big_Daddy changes topic to '(@ALbino) i sucked nwar, but not like i had a
(Big_Daddy) that is in fact NOT taken out of context btw :)
(nwar) nor is it edited in anyway
(ALbino) bd always takes my stuff out of context
(ALbino) what he's not telling you is that nwar was bitten by a poisonous
snake and in order to save nwar's life i had to suck the poison out. so, in
fact, i am not a raging homosexual with dong-swallowing tendancies, but
rather, a hero. someone to be looked up to and respected :)
(Big_Daddy) who eats the cock :)
(ALbino) besides the point :)
(ALbino) surely you aren't suggesting that just because a guy likes to gargle
a little cock every now and then that he can't be a hero to the masses :)
(Big_Daddy) now you're saying nwar has a little cock?
#20105 +(429)- [X]
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#20286 +(181)- [X]
jenziie: i have no comment.. my mom is italian my stepdad is indonesian, so
its like epcot center at their house
#24764 +(285)- [X]
* phx just upgraded winrar
rather, i upgraded to a russian version of winrar
* phx does not speak russian
#32522 +(874)- [X]
<\> she was gonna come over and hang out tommorow
<\> but then... this stupid sept 11th thing
<\> and she has to go play in the band at some picnick
<\> hows that for you
<\> terrorists are cockblocking me.
#32659 +(2306)- [X]
you know what sucks
I was staring at this girls ass in the mall while waiting in line
she was by a trash can
and this guy was behind me
said "Get a good view?"
i was laughing and said "yeah"
he goes "That's my daughter"
#37108 +(128)- [X]
hey shit eaters
penis up in your face
smacking your face
you love it
ATTN GHEY NIGGERS
that picture was hilarious
it's nasty as hell but it doesn't bother me
some people just aren't secure in their sexuality
i just promptly close
After reviewing the last 10 or 12 lines typed I've come to the
conclusion that this channel is the intellectual center of the universe.
#37338 +(488)- [X]
If you follow the other two stars in the cup of the dipper (Megrez and
Phecda) down below the cup, you will get to Regulus.html, the brightest star
i'll remember that :D
The brightest star in Leo has a file extension?
#39012 +(327)- [X]
that book sucked ass
there was no sex in it!
and the violence wasn't intense enough
and there was no math either
i liked reading euclid's elements
so euclidean geometry has violence intense enough for your tastes?
#40966 +(686)- [X]
i dont think its a good thing to be getting flood warnings in my email :\
thats why we have #floodhelp
that outside thing?
#42888 +(1173)- [X]
<`DE-Throwdown-e-> if anyone knows how to unclog a toilet when there is no
plunger available pm me please...hurry their is shit on the floor already
* `DE-Throwdown-e- has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
#47688 +(267)- [X]
[@Archmage_Anasyn]: FUCKING HELL MICROSOFT ARE GAY
[+Mr_Day]: Can a company be gay?
[+Mr_Day]: Will it only sleep with other monopolies?
#55718 +(234)- [X]
people without porn invent stuff like computers or solve world hunger
#56318 +(409)- [X]
can anyone help me? i need to get wine working
just drink more of it
it'll work eventually
#57823 +(432)- [X]
i was on that cruise once. got really drunk and fucked mini mouse
is that not just a little kinky?
freaked me out when the fake head came off. turned out to be a really
nice guy though
#71204 +(475)- [X]
wat does your nick mean or stand for
wat i say
I just can't believe that you don't know where Gandalf comes from
sorry i'm way behind you lovey
it's ok.. do you watch porn?
not that much
oh ok.. it's the name of a porn star
<-- Lady has quit (Quit: Leaving)
#77050 +(385)- [X]
You have a blog?
I'm an angsty suburbian teenager
and you're asking me if I have a WEBLOG?
#81325 +(31)- [X]
Linus: and your arms are.. a) as big as twigs b) steal gurders c) the
I always keep it in my special handthingy when I run
aha! a custom special handthingy! exactly what i need :)
jedix: they are huge! :-)
as are all hacker arms
* Zagor tries not to laugh
* Bagder giggles as he can't resist
* jedix runs to the bathroom to not piss himself
#82049 +(30)- [X]
<[eep]matt> bearing in mind all rap songs are about sex, drugs, and how they
were fucked up the arse as a child.. there aint much to choose from
#90066 +(124)- [X]
excuse me but my english isn't very good
thats no godo is it
is that wheer i mate typos so you cannt understdsd me
#104238 +(452)- [X]
bISMARCK: man yor stupid
Wheelman56: man yor is stupid?
Wheelman56: who is man yor
Wheelman56: sounds japanese
Wheelman56: MAN YOR?!? HE NO HERE!!
Wheelman56: HE TRY TO FIX VCR CAUSE LIGHT BLINKING TWELVE ALL TIME!!
#107307 +(240)- [X]
How does one go about becoming an op?
kneepads, a dark room, and a strong stomach
#165684 +(786)- [X]
and nah, I'm trying to get fbsd to see my mp3 player
and the batteries just died
CharlieB: pitty... it would've been a more entertaining story if it
had involved a dildo...
I'm trying to get fbsd to see my usb dildo
and the batteries just died
...so, do you program in sound effects, motion patterns, or
yeah.. it has a built in mp3 player
wow... that's some vibrator!
is it the iCock, from apple?
no, it's made by M$ and defaults to giving it to you up the ass...
#222278 +(625)- [X]
even tho i really like the title of my book
"This Book Is Hollow And Contains A Bottle Of Gin"
#364046 +(1611)- [X]
my mother is a cleaning fanatic
one Saturday she told me and my brother to get down to the playroom
and straighten it up
we had a party there the previous evening, and she was none too happy
about the mess
as she watched us work, it was clear that Mom was completely
dissatisfied with our cleaning efforts and let us know it
finally my brother, exasperated with having to do it all over,
reached for a broom and asked Mom:
can I use this, or were you planning to go somewhere?
#441244 +(1112)- [X]
KeithX: Yes, firefox is indeed greater than women.
Keithx: Can women block pop ups for you? No.
Keithx: Can Firefox show you naked women? Yes.
#457504 +(520)- [X]
[+Bobthefish] when your desperate for sex you shouldn't pass up a threesome
[+Bobthefish] just close your eyes
[+Bobthefish] actually don't, you might grab something you don't want to
[@SnowPhaal] I couldn't cross swords with another man, not even by accident.
[@SnowPhaal] It'd be like Ghostbusters..."Don't Cross The Streams!"
#507011 +(1835)- [X]
Prepare for the new revolution in freeing space on your hard drive,
waste no more
time on searching through old files to delete, simply leave it up to DaveBot!
New program aye?
Doesn't work quite right yet though...
Does something a little more interesting at the moment...
It spends 12 hours searching through your folders and files finding
them into things that must be deleted, could be deleted and mustn't be
deleted, compiles the
information into a database, deems the database an item that must be deleted
your whole hard drive.
#626676 +(1644)- [X]
ShamanMumboJumbo: Dude, I hate AIM Triton but I had to get it because all my
friends have it and I can't share files otherwise
ViewtifulDom: Peer2Peer Pressure?
#664605 +(228)- [X]
Caffeine and I are getting along well today.
Didn't you break up?
We talked it over
how the hell could you break up with caffeine?
that's just insanity
I already have to deal with transient insomnia
Caffeine just compounds the issue.
#678180 +(945)- [X]
so my CD drive stopped working a couple days ago
i figured it must have just been the drivers
i looked around but couldn't find any, so i emailed the company
today i go to check my mail, and guess what i find
they mailed me a CD with them
#695854 +(1299)- [X]
Anyone know that analogy between baseball and how far you go with a
Yea, where like 1st base is kissing etc?
Yea thats the one.
I was wondering. What do you call stealing home?
#778409 +(1554)- [X]
So the other night I can't sleep, so I go downstairs and pour a bowl
of cereal and decide I'll eat it in my room while I watch Conan.
After I pour my cereal, I turn the lights back off and it's pitch
black as I walk up the stairs to my bedroom.
By the way, I'm only wearing a pair of silk shorts.
So I'm trying to balance my bowl of cereal in the dark so I don't
spill, thinking I'm doing okay. When I reach the top of the stairs, the bowl
tips and I feel it spill all over my shorts.
So I walk back downstairs to grab a rag and clean up. I find a roll
of paper towels and I pick up all the cereal inside it and walk downstairs to
throw it away and put my bowl in the sink.
Then I start to clean up the milk on the floor and on my shorts.
Well this is near my parents' bedroom, and as I'm cleaning, I hear
them having sex. Being male, I start to get an erection at the sounds of sex,
despite the fact that I know it's my parents having the sex.
So I try to tune it out and hurry up with the spilt milk. In the
midst of all this, I start to have a coughing fit. A result of being a smoker.
A minute later, my mom opens her bedroom door - wrapped in a blanket
- and sees me standing there with an erection bulging through my shorts, which
are still wet with a seeping liquid, and a paper towel in my hand dripping
white stuff, all outside her bedroom door where she and my dad were just
I've never thought seriously about running away from home until that
#946461 +(1696)- [X]
<@joosa> how do you say float in java? just 1.5f?
#951317 +(1020)- [X]
I got into an interesting discussion with my roommate yesterday about
Romney holds a superposition of all political opinions until you observe
him, then they collapse based on the audience.
#965249 +(349)- [X]
"yea, um, let me get 2 boxen of sudafed"
"sorry, by law you can only get 1 box at a time"
"okay, let me get 1 box of sudafed and these 7 guns"
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