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#290 +(728)- [X]
<Evilspoon> Legalize cigarettes!
<Evilspoon> wait nm
#1142 +(569)- [X]
<BlackDeth> "Disabling this device will cause it to stop functioning. Is this what you want?"
<BlackDeth> hah
<BlackDeth> stupid
#1967 +(576)- [X]
<JDigital> It's official: Nostradamus was a stoner.
<JDigital> His name wasn't even Nostradamus. It was Michel du Nostredame
<JDigital> Nostradamus was just his IRC nick
#2204 +(315)- [X]
<DAL9000> you've never called me dustin before
<DAL9000> you sick?
<Guilty> I bet you thought you had a decent name until Saved by the Bell's Dustin Diamond came
"screeching" in
#5694 +(745)- [X]
<Luke> spammers probably love receiving spam. "Grow your penis 150% overnight? Why didn't we think of
that one!"
* delYsid has mortage, opportunity and penis in his score file.
<delYsid> thats pretty effective against spam
<Luke> aren't you worried about missing opportunities to mortgage your penis?
#6646 +(311)- [X]
<rewben> we are not perverts ;p
<akiron> speak for youself ;)
#6935 +(241)- [X]
<rayena> Oh great.. I'm covered with salad again
<michael> Lesbian salad wrestling, on the next Jerry Springer
#8031 +(235)- [X]
<iggypop> licking my own sweaty balls > quicktime
#8256 +(298)- [X]
<BounceWithMe> Shagman... 8==o  suck it.
<@shagman> BounceWithMe... ())========D choke on it.
#8708 +(369)- [X]
<DW-Steve> i'm a hacker
<mystican> no you're not
<mystican> you're a farmer
<mystican> theres a difference
#8814 +(12995)- [X]
<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go.  There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of
starting to creep me out.  Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
#9978 +(1130)- [X]
adam_afe > I just got a nice email from the most beautiful woman in the world :~)
adam_afe >Laura!! :-)
Urthworm_afe > what does she say?
adam_afe > err..
adam_afe > "Fuck off and stop emailing me you stupid worthless gimp."
#10941 +(566)- [X]
<Drezdar> I am a white, supple 21 year old male from New York City.  I enjoy the big life...when I
leave my house.  I enjoy computer games, PS2 games, Xbox games, Dreamcast games, SNES games, N64
games, GBA games, Genesis games, Amiga 500 games, C64 games, Atari 800XL games, and porn.  I am very
good at masturbation so I think I would be very good in bed.  If you would like to meet me, email me
or cyber me on AIM.
#13728 +(202)- [X]
<Darth-Phenom> So was Nadine?
<Sumez> Nice
<Sumez> She liked big cocks
<Sumez> And she did oral
<Yolkhead> Luckily you are a big cock then.
#15517 +(38)- [X]
<RadAghazt> Two British guys in a plane from the UK to the US set off terrorist alarms by their
strange behaviour.
<RadAghazt> They were smoking crack and locked themselves into the bathroom to have sex several times
during the flight.
#15738 +(140)- [X]
<DWildstar> ARRRCH
<DWildstar> i told a guy at work where to find a password for a server so he
  finds it then fucking privmsg's it to me on irc "is this it?"
#17273 +(385)- [X]
<0dan0> i have peed like 10 minutes in the last 5 minutes
#21217 +(245)- [X]
<SVJ-FuNiOnZ> man this sucks
<SVJ-FuNiOnZ> i got new deoderant and it smells like my grandpas cologne
<SVJ-FuNiOnZ> so i cant jackoff without seeing a mental image of my grandpa
#22076 +(183)- [X]
<Capt_A> dude lol
<Capt_A> i got an email from a goverment agent
<[OKW]BlueDevil> lol
<[101st]Nutted> cool
<Capt_A> i think they got the wrong address
<[101st]Nutted> e-mail him back and say "i know who really killed kenedey"
<Capt_A> lol
#22641 +(228)- [X]
<unknown> once I was wanking while playing doomII and someone snuck up behind me and shot me in the
back with his shotgun and I almost tore off my helmet.. Folks I am telling you it's not fucking worth
#31632 +(328)- [X]
<CreepingDeath> what was that other guy
<CreepingDeath> during WWII
<CreepingDeath> he was in charge of the concentration camps
<CreepingDeath> argh can't remember his name
<Malek> colonel klink?
#34222 +(24)- [X]
* Carson_Marl continues to sing loudly as he showers, "Yoda! Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yooooodaaaaaaaa!"
* Carson_Marl continues to shower and sing, "Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters at the..."
#36782 +(484)- [X]
<James> I had an idea the other day.. Set up a website for all the people around the world who work
in any form of customer reaching job. Everyone pays a membership fee each month, and this money goes
into a pot. Then when a tech support person has a customer who really doesn't get it, they can use
the money in the pot to hire a hitman.. It all goes around, so people will never have to deal with
completely retarded customers again.
#41636 +(909)- [X]
<Amergin|afk> I am dyslexic of Borg. You will be ass laminated
#42221 +(1331)- [X]
<@jestuh> i was like "i'm never going to get used to getting SHOT AT"
* Quits: jestuh (Connection reset by peer)
* Joins: jestuh
<@jestuh> what was last line you got before disconnect?
<@_ace>  anal sex used to hurt at first, but i learned how to relax my muscles
#44287 +(29)- [X]
<Genome> im getting emacs for windows
<Genome> this should be worth a laugh
<SirLudicrus> oh my god
<SirLudicrus> that's like getting a pinto engine for your ferrari
#45978 +(827)- [X]
<akamagikman> do u no a realy good server other then criten to get pc games
<snacky> all you have to do is
<snacky> /join #staff
<snacky> then say "give me the warez"
<snacky> just keep saying "give me the warez" and they'll know you're a serious customer
<akamagikman> ok im in
<akamagikman> now i just type give me the warez
<snacky> remember, be persistant
<snacky> yeah
-:- SignOff akamagikman: #Ragol (Killed (Tae|biking|quadsux (This isn't a     warez channel, you
#49363 +(76)- [X]
<@elf> my liver is more masculine than yours
<@Vexer`> my liver is a female.. ofcourse yours is..
<@Vexer`> but i bet mine is hot..
<@elf> of all the dumb things you've ever said, i think that's the dumbest.
<@Vexer`> i don't say many dumb things..
<@Vexer`> do i?
#52186 +(234)- [X]
<Cyclonus> Fucking paper plate cut my finger!
<Red_Sky> Cast it into the DARK corner of the basement!
<MossadMan> Along with the fish heads and condoms.
<Red_Sky> Condoms, why the hell would he have those?
<Red_Sky> That's like Jesus buying waterwings.
<Red_Sky> He ain't nevah gonna use 'em!
#52518 +(104)- [X]
<poo_al> i used to have "bromothymol blue" in my memory buffer.
<poo_al> then i copied the girlskissing url
<poo_al> and pasted that into my lab
<poo_al> too bad i found it
<poo_al> my teacher would have given me a 110% if i left it in :(
#54296 +(401)- [X]
<sora> I don't think goths are evil and satanic, I think they're pitiful and irritating. Like street
mimes, only not as much fun to set on fire with kerosene.
#75327 +(612)- [X]
<Kahran> I need to start passing judgement with an ironfist
<HellmasteR> yes
<Preachidus> it works for me.
<HellmasteR> be all like YOU THERE, OBEY THE FIST
<HellmasteR> and if they dont, fist them good
<HellmasteR> wow, that came out badly
#83891 +(2014)- [X]
@(DonoftheDead) They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's
nothing, because if you play it forwards it installs Windows.
#98345 +(220)- [X]
<Continuity> Disassembling VB code is like looking at one of those magic eye pictures
#99047 +(359)- [X]
<Yuri> heh damn man
<Yuri> 93.1mb
<Yuri> this is the mightiest log i've ever posessed
<xerDM> heheh
<Yuri> this is a sociology report waiting to happen
<Yuri> heh
<xerDM> hehe
<Yuri> and excellent fodder for legal lawsuits from assorted companies wanting to protect their
intellectual property...
* Yuri find/replace warez|iso|bin|nrg|ccd/fluffy bunnies
<Dorn> aha
<xerDM> haha
<Yuri> "wow these guys LOVE bunnies!"
<Yuri> "yeah they share em too!"
<Dorn> course
<Yuri> "over the INTERNET! to FTPS!"
<Yuri> "aww bunny videos!"
<Yuri> hot rodent on rodent action
<Dorn> you'd get stuff like "Man sitting on that desert island sure made me feel fluffy bunnieslated"
<Dorn> :E
#101624 +(306)- [X]
<K2134> holy shit >.< all the guys just ran down the stairs and out the door because the fucking ice
cream truck.. talk about immature...
<K2134> lmao.. its funny, six 20 year old guys standing in line for ice cream...
#155516 +(381)- [X]
<Nastard> i like phonics
<Nastard> one might even go so far as to say i'm hooked on them
#178102 +(1896)- [X]
<eric> awright spam u can use
<eric> "Like to see hot jizz spit all over an unsuspecting teen's face? These young teen girls love
taking hot cum right in the face."
<siva> "unsuspecting"?
#212484 +(564)- [X]
<CG> I just fell asleep watching the tennis
<CG> all I heard was "uhnn oof uhnn oooooof uhnnn" from the two girls on tv
<CG> sounded alright ;)
#217453 +(9297)- [X]
<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...
#238718 +(289)- [X]
<ShajJee> i am muslim and i never belive on sex
<jackfig> oh, that's good
<Dormir> congrats
<ShajJee> and a muslim can never do sex with anyone
<jackfig> ummm, then why are there so  many of them?
#414344 +(96)- [X]
* conundrum takes over bos's mind and makes him buy a mac OS9 machine instead,
* conundrum also makes bos reformat and install BOB.
<SlipperyS> M$ bob?
<conundrum> Yes, is there any other?
<SlipperyS> hehe wtf was that program for anyway?
<bos> insulting your intelligence
<SlipperyS> I thought that was what windows was for...
#417089 +(330)- [X]
<blanco> chicks dig ignorance
<blanco> but only as long as do it with an accent
#520466 +(2222)- [X]
<JadussD> all i can say is, the native americans could not have had better vengeance on americans
than tobacco :|
<JadussD> hundreds of thousands of dead each year
<JadussD> "hey, we're going to enslave, decimate, relocate, and destroy your way of life."
<JadussD> "oh, okay. here, smoke this"
#573406 +(793)- [X]
<Ryz0r> are your parents gona be at your party?
<z3phyr> my mum is
<Ryz0r> is she cool?
<z3phyr> yeah she is she lets me pretty much do what i want when i want
<z3phyr> all my mates think she is cool which is worrying
<Ryz0r> you think you've got it bad
<Ryz0r> all my mates want to sleep with my mum
<z3phyr> well she is pretty fit
<Rey> Yeah, I'd hit it.
<Lord_Cocktax> me too!
<Ryz0r> AAGH!!
#685013 +(461)- [X]
<Warbum> Hey guys, I'm guilty of "intellectual property theft"
<Warbum> The other day, I walked into a library, got out a book, went home, and read it.
<Warbum> And the copywright holders didn't even get a dime!
#695450 +(1450)- [X]
<Apollyon> I was at a store and some little kid comes in and says "Do you buy Pokemon cards?"
<Apollyon> The owner looks at them, he responds "No, but I'll take them as trade. Would you like
anything in particular?"
<Apollyon> And the little kid goes "Money?"
#712887 +(385)- [X]
<murrrr> *bites tommah's hand off*
<murrrr> it must be pretty hard to type with only one hand
<FraudulentTommah> I won't respond to that
#714860 +(345)- [X]
<vergil> you know you have issues when you almost tell your mom to delete something rather than throw
it away
#946424 +(459)- [X]
<Psychofreak> I have a kid (3 yo) with toys that do stuff and/or beep. Easily 100 AA batteries in
JUST her toys. (although she does not play with many anymore so they are getting packed up for
donation) Funny thing is we got her a wooden train set, no batteries at all, and now almost all the
fancy electronic toys are left alone! We will see if this holds true for more than a few weeks.
<Psychofreak> Amazing how much more powerful imagination is than batteries.
<Anonymous Coward> Try telling that to my wife.

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